tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30540189515904542622024-03-14T00:36:06.435-07:00The Never AdventuresGreg Willishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05946699676309485975noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3054018951590454262.post-21325694865265194382012-02-04T18:40:00.000-08:002012-02-04T18:45:29.398-08:00Mom...What's YouTube?I just wanted to post that I have put a video version of my last book, "Mom...What's a Chemtrail?" on YouTube.<br />
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You can find it here: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKRfSNr-GSI">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKRfSNr-GSI</a><br />
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I used music from when I used to dink around on an old Roland keyboard I had for a while.<br />
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I am starting to think some people believe I wrote this intending it to be read by children. I did not. That would be sad and scary.<br />
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<br />Greg Willishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05946699676309485975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3054018951590454262.post-26462046091775824062012-01-13T12:00:00.000-08:002012-01-13T12:00:01.336-08:00More of a Peek InsideI've decided to put out some more images of the poor children hearing terrible things from their mothers.<br />
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I have realized in recent conversations that I have had that I might need to emphasize that this book is a parody. It is not meant for children. I think it's understandable to assume that it would be since my last book was a children's picture book, but this book is meant for adults.<br />
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This book is meant for a laugh. It has no purpose other than that. <br />
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Anyhoo, here are some more pages.<br />
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<br />Greg Willishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05946699676309485975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3054018951590454262.post-30814842659578817202012-01-06T17:10:00.000-08:002012-01-06T17:29:51.124-08:00A Peek Inside<br />
Since my picture book has a title such as <i><b>Mom...What's a Chemtrail?</b></i>, I figured it might be a good idea to let people see a bit more of what's going on inside. I can't be sure that many people know <i>what</i> a chemtrail is, let alone the fact that if they do...would they really have interest in a picture book that has them in it?<br />
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Let's be honest. Conspiracy theories just scream "Picture book!".<br />
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Anyway...below I've posted the first few pages for your consumption. This will give you a good idea to the gist of the book. Enjoy!<br />
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<br />Greg Willishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05946699676309485975noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3054018951590454262.post-81875361100563117022012-01-05T12:27:00.000-08:002012-01-05T12:32:01.699-08:00Mom...What's a Chemtrail?I wanted to give a little history on how my latest book "Mom...What's a Chemtrail?" came to be.<br />
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Every Christmas, my side of the family pick names out of a hat, and whomever you choose, you have to make a present for, and the limit of money to use is around $15.<br />
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This last year, I chose my Mom's name. Since I had finished my other children's book, "Never Catch a Netherpott" (shameless plug), I thought it would be fun to do something along the lines of another book.<br />
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What first popped into my head was the title. "Mom...What's a Chemtrail?" My Mom got into a bit of a habit of listening to the radio show "Art Bell" when she would wait up until my brother and I got home late at night while we still lived at home. If you aren't familiar with Art Bell, his show focuses on conspiracy theories, aliens, supernatural phenomenon and other things of that sort. So, over time, my Mom would bring some of the subjects up in conversation, and now it's become somewhat common place that some of our conversations still veer into this subject matter. It makes for fun conversation, though frankly, some of it is kinda terrifying.<br />
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So, I thought it would be pretty funny to put these subjects into a picture book. And based on my Mom's reaction when she opened it...well, I couldn't have asked for better. I figured I'd put it out for sale in hopes to get many others to have the same reaction. I hope they think it's funny too.<br />
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No adult would think of putting three Chewbaccas, Iron Man, and Spiderman in a nice little friendly circle.<br />
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Greg Willishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05946699676309485975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3054018951590454262.post-67925489613285666992011-08-30T20:33:00.000-07:002011-08-31T06:09:36.533-07:00Evolution of a CharacterIn an earlier post, I talked of how my story for <i><b>Never Catch a Netherpott</b></i> started as a short story written in hopes to be published in a magazine, and how it later became the story for my book.<br />
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For any book to happen, I needed to try my hand at drawing these characters. I used to love to draw. In elementary school, my friends and I would draw for fun at sleepovers, usually drawing our favorite superheroes or mapping out video game designs. I really enjoyed art class in high school and I could sail through class easily enough with my so-called skill, but utilizing it in a book meant for the "masses" was quite another thing altogether.<br />
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So, one day, I went off to a coffee shop nearby and put colored pencil to paper. Here was my first attempt at the character of Ethan:<br />
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Ha ha! Are you kidding me? I almost gave up right there. (Maybe should've too, but I still had coffee to drink.)<br />
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Was this an improvement? I thought so, yes. I kind of felt I was on to something here. <br />
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A little momentum and a slight coffee buzz can do a lot for some creative self esteem. So I drew another.<br />
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I was really feeling the red puffy down vest at this point. I thought for sure I had found my Ethan. He had his fishing hat and everything. Why wouldn't the world feel the same as I felt about this character? Mission accomplished, right? I grabbed up my art supplies and headed home, proud and ready to show my wife this great thing that I was going to make. I just <i>knew</i> she would be as excited about this as I was.<br />
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She said kids wouldn't like him. (She was so right, of course, but at that moment...I didn't quite agree.)<br />
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So a few days later I went back to the coffee shop and tried again. Finally...I found my character.<br />
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As always, find it here: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Never-Catch-Netherpott-Adventure-Ethan/dp/1463721048/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313179901&sr=8-1">http://www.amazon.com/Never-Catch-Netherpott-Adventure-Ethan/dp/1463721048/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313179901&sr=8-1</a><br />
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Greg Willishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05946699676309485975noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3054018951590454262.post-12329358369517997102011-08-20T11:56:00.000-07:002011-08-20T11:56:24.739-07:00Never Catch a NetherpottFirst the book. Then the blog. <br />
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Here is the first post the the blog of "The Never Adventures". It's supplemental to the books that are part of "The Never Adventures of Ethan Bell".<br />
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Just released! Check it out here on Amazon :<br />
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</tbody></table>The story for "Never Catch a Netherpott" started as an assignment I had done while attending The Institute of Children's Literature. I wrote it intending to submit it to magazines as a short story. <br />
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I started messing around with drawing again, and to my pleasant surprise, I could still decently draw. So, after some edits, some hours logged on GIMP (a program like Photoshop), and learning a desktop publisher, I put together this little book.<br />
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After some serious thought, I decided to go the "self-publishing" route. Since I did the art as well as the story, and the cover design and interior layouts, I figured I <i>could</i> give it a try on my own. I figured most traditional publishers do most of that work in-house, and I may have gone beyond the phase in which they are looking to use, in terms of writers.<br />
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So, no publishing contract, no bragging rights, etc. Though I do know this. I followed through with something. I kept going, when normally I would've stopped or started something else. I learned a ton. I am having fun. I am hard at work on the 2nd book.<br />
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And hey, please take a look. I would be humbled.Greg Willishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05946699676309485975noreply@blogger.com0